An Awful Song

Once there was an awful song
With no thought put into it
Never one to last real long
It was just so full of kittens
As they laid there on their backs
And licked the hair between their legs
We study the buildup on their teeth of plaque
And wait for them to stand up and roll over
But, alas, they were all crazy
Too fat and useless, too fucking lazy
To short to wander, to tall to roam
I just wished they would go back to outer space
With large green men and spaceships rare
That zoom about within the air
As the people stop to stare
At the gremlins in the streets
In this awful song I wrote
Some sort of cryptic, merely weird note
Or perhaps it's just as it seems
Perhaps I thought of it one night while I was masturbating