Men & Women

Lady Godiva rode nude on a horse
A man couldn't do that -- it would hurt, of course
There's a sun in the sky and a man on the moon
Yet men reach their climax always too soon

A woman's from Venus, a man is from Mars
'Cuz he has a penis that's bigger than hers
Women use dilldos... well, so do some men
Some use it more, but for most, now and then

Women have round breast while most guys are flat
Though there have been many exceptions to that
Men with small c**ks buy big cars and wield guns
Women don't do this at all -- what's the fun?

Women love shopping but most men do not
Guys like bed-hopping with girls who are hot
Not that girls don't like bed-hopping with guys
But when guys find these girls, it seems quite a surprise

Most guys jerk off several times in the week
It's less frequent for gals when they play hide and seek
'Cuz they can cum more than once in a go
But once a guy shoots, new erections come slow